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Mostly True Information About High Functioning Girls with Depression Presents: Basic Shit.

A.  Depression is mostly biology and genetics (thanks Mom).

B.  HFGWDs didn’t cause depression and neither did the people who love them, hurt them or ignored them in high school.

C.  High functioning girls with depression don’t show up in the world as sad and mopey, mostly we’re kind, charismatic and cute (bad ass alliteration not intended).

D.  If you run into a high functioning girl with depression who actually appears depressed, know this: It is already too late for you. Do not try to escape. Your only recourse is total compliance.  You’ve been warned.

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